Before

10 Jun

Before Midnight has just come out in theaters. I was lucky enough to see it during SXSW. If you like the other Before movies, you should see this one. I don’t want to tell you more than that. Go see it, then come back and read this.

You saw it? Okay great. Let’s continue.

Now that Before Midnight in wide release, I have been reading a lot of the coverage of the series. A lot of it mentions on how in the first movie, when they are in their twenties, the characters are naive and young and too into philosophizing and navel-gazing. What is implied is that this is somehow less than. That their current state reflected in Before Midnight, stressed out and fighting and angry, is wiser and more real. Maybe it is more real. I know that we don’t all stay in lala-falling-in-love-land forever, and that there is depth and the good kind of weight that comes from the more day-in-day-out kind of love and relationships. But why isn’t the first movie, the feeling of it, something to admire instead of something to tilt our head patronizingly at? Why am I supposed to like the last movie, which made me feel like my heart had been ripped out, thrown on the ground and then jumped up and down upon, more than the first one, which makes me feel hopeful and light and airy? The last movie is great, undoubtedly. But better? I’m not so sure.

I am a believer in the wisdom of youth. I don’t really feel smarter or better now than when I was young. In fact, sometimes when I make decisions, I try to think of what a younger me would think or would do. I just feel…older. I feel more distance from the strength and power of my adolescent emotions, but that actually makes me sad instead of proud.  I feel a little more jaded, more cynical, more intractable.

Intractable is the exact right word for adulthood,  I think. It means, according to Merriam-Webster, both “not easily manipulated or wrought” and “not easily relieved or cured.” Being an adult means that I get to do what I want and not give two figs what other people think about it. I get to be me, fully, and to hell with the rest of it. Which is undeniably great. But it also means I am less moved by moving things, less open to new possibilities. Plenty of works of art or songs or moments still make me feel deeply, but they have to maneuver through more “No, I am strong and do not need you, new feeling” obstacles that I have put up in their way. I watched a movie with my pre-teen nephew recently, and the movie was terrible in my estimation–way too obvious in its pathos–but he loved it. I could see why, I remembered loving movies just like that, and I was uneasy realizing that I was now unable to connect with it.

I don’t mean to advocate that all adults should start going back to their emotional selves at sixteen–I hate to think how our economy might suffer–but just simply to recognize the sixteen-year-old emotional experience as valid. As no less valid or real or good as our current emotional selves. More time has passed, yes. But being a twenty six year old is not better than being sixteen. It just is.

It’s comforting to think we evolve in a positive direction as we get older. It fits with all of our narrative tendencies. But I’m not sure that we do. I think we just…change. Plain and simple. We probably cry less. Should we really should congratulate ourselves on that, though?

Pink

6 Jun

The person who sold me a muffin today at the coffee shop had purple hair. I was thinking that it was nice that she had a job where it was fine to do that. But then it occurred to me today that since I live in a city that prides itself on weirdness and being cool with whatever, that it would actually probably be fine in almost all jobs here.

So now I kind of want to die the tips of my hair pink. I’m thinking something like this:

Am I crazy?

Sorry, no idea where the image comes from, except that I found it on Pinterest. Tineye isn’t helping.

lessons in homeownership and other errata

2 Jun

Recently we bought a house. Here’s what I’ve learned so far.

- Tankless water heater= great for me, bad for the earth. We all have our little things that we know are bad for the planet but we just don’t give them up. I commute by bus more than the average person, I recycle, I try to buy sustainable products, I’m cutting down on meat consumption. But they will have to pry long showers out of my cold, dead-from-the-sea-level-rising hands. So, the fact that this water heater NEVER runs out of hot water means I am definitely going to be responsible for some ecological damage.

- Lawnmowers are crazy expensive.

- I don’t know how to have nice things. Last week, I bought these pillows from World Market for our couch. I don’t know how to handle them. They are so pretty! They are made out of some legitimate fabric! I can’t just lean on them! I can’t use them merely to elevate my computer on my lap! So the black pillows remain on our couch to fill these pedestrian functions. I am starting to resent the pretty ones for taking up the usable space on my couch.

- I swoon over smart use of space for storage.

- The hardest thing about owning a home is remembering to take out the trash on trash day.

Little things

1 Jun

The fact that you can restart a dead car battery with just another car battery and some cables. So simple! So easy! So free to do! Thank you to whoever thought of jumper cables. Now please get on jump cables for cell phone batteries, kthx.

Eric turning on the heat when he gets up before me so it’s warm when I get up.

Cards. As in, a deck of playing cards. The entertainment value per dollar spent on a deck of cards has to be the highest of anything ever. Except maybe cardboard boxes for small children and cats. Also, cards in the mail.

Statement necklaces. A well-placed statement necklace can make the most boring outfit look super well-thought-out and chic.

[post written in February, published in May]

The Power of the Ask and the Power of No

14 Mar

This, I believe. That you must ask for what you want to have any chance of getting what you want. 

And I believe in the following corollary: “No” is always an option. The person or entity you are asking can always say no. And so can you, if you are asked for something.

I think we have gotten confused, in the interest of politeness, about the fact that an invitation is not a command and a question is not a directive. Invitations and questions are simply opportunities to respond.

Forgetting that fact causes the system to collapse. You feel bad inviting someone to something, because they might feel obligated to go. You feel like you do not deserve to ask for something, because someone might be forced against their will into giving it to you. And, when asked, you feel the same obligation. 

It is the unfortunate truth that some people will feel obligated in some way when you ask something of them. But that is on them, not on you. Unless you are their parent or boss or prison guard, it is on them.

The things I felt most proud of getting, I asked for in some way or another. I asked Eric for Eric. Not so much in the form of an articulate question in this case, but in all the stammering and jumbled sentences he must have understood that there was a question in there, because he responded, ultimately, with “Yes”. 

People ask how I got my current job, how I got a prestigious internship. The answer is that I applied.

I was able to get a much better deal on one of my graduate assistantships because I asked if I could.

I don’t always remember to do this, of course. But it has only ever turned out well when I have.

To not ask for what you want and think you might get it anyway is to expect other people to know what you want. They do not. This might be a second corollary, in fact. People do not know what you want. You have to tell them so that they have the chance to give it to you.

Valentine 2013

14 Feb

I have been trying to change my tune about Valentine’s Day. I used to hate it. I thought it was the worst, because I never had a valentine. But my more forward-thinking friends who see the day as being about all love between all people like friends and family and all of that, they are pretty persuasive. And it’s better to like a day than to hate a day, so I try to see it their way.

And yet, there remains the fact that Facebook and smooshy schmoopy posts on Facebook exist. I have had a Valentine for the past seven years, but every time I see a “Love you, babe! You’re the light of my life!” post on Valentine’s Day I am my single self. I read it as the person who felt alone and sad for not having a better half or someone to get me flowers.

So I still am a little sour on Valentine’s day, I’m sorry. I don’t fault anyone for enjoying the holiday or posting about their love. But the combined effect of what seems like everyone, posting about their love all on one day? It’s too much. We all have anniversaries. Let’s just celebrate those to celebrate our schmoopy love. Because one cutesy post in my news feed? Adorable. 15? Barf.

UPDATE: Just learned that my 8 year old nephew wrote Eric and I each valentines. Now I love this holiday all over again.

Sunday Sunday

10 Feb

So, today was a pretty great day. First, I slept in. I’m gonna confess something here, on this blog, which is super confidential and stuff: I slept in until 11:47 am. I know some of you who read that right now fainted out of disbelief that this could be true of an adult human. I kiiinda felt guilty when I woke up since a huge chunk of the day had been slept away, but I love sleeping in. It’s such a luxury.

Second, we went to my most favorite arty movie place and watched the live action Oscar-nominated shorts. Which was a new fun thing. It was a little exhausting, mentally, because we watched 5 stories, 5 narrative arcs. So even though it was only 2 hours it felt like so much longer. I predict Death of a Shadow will win this category. You’re welcome, Oscar pool players! Sometime this week we have to go see the animated shorts, because someone I went to middle school with is nominated! How cool is that?

Third, we took the dog for a walk and the weather was lovely.

Fourth, I came up with a new outfit that makes me feel a little fashiony and gave me a little spring in my step.

Fifth, Eric came home from the grocery store with a new flavor of Ben and Jerry’s that contains nougat. NOUGAT.

Sixth, leftover chicken mole for dinner.

Seventh, Downton Abbey was two hours long.

Thanks, Sunday.

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